quimerical:

GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

(via mono-red-menace)

words-and-coffee:

Alice Te Punga Somerville, Always Italicise: How to Write While Colonised - Kupu rere kē

Originally posted by slaapkat

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bardofheartdive:

pearlcrandall:

amynchan:

missannaraven:

howitreallyistobeanartist:

Current mood…

Reminder that she actually wins that season, so keep your head up.

Reminder that she constantly had trouble believing that she deserved to be there and her first few could best be described as ‘not the worst’.

And she won. She stayed positive, cried when she needed to, and kept going.

Once more:

1. Stay positive
2. Cry when you need to
3. Keep going

(via amberlyinviolet)

dovesndecay:

dovesndecay:

I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we’re planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.

Me, fumbling to swap it out: “OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!”

The librarian: “It’s all good, I just assumed it was a flex.”

#did the exact opposite of this the other day when I handed the cashier at a book store my library card instead of my credit card#and we both just stared at in confusion for a solid 15 seconds before I went oh fuck I can’t use that here#and she said ‘oh I’m glad that was unintentional bc I thought I was gonna have to explain some hard truths about bookstores to you’ fhshsgag via @formereldestdaughter

we are the same, u and i.

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wordfather:

brightgreendandelions:

wordfather:

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase “this year i will get a mommy boyfriend”

okay you werent supposed to know that

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late-to-the-magnus-archives:

quackerjack:

HAPPY PROTOCOL THURSDAY EVERYONE

the noise I made

vinceaddams:

beggars-opera:

I work in a museum so I am the last person you want to visit a museum with. Unless you want to hear an endless stream of “there is no way this text had input from the educational team for average visitor clarity” “the old woman next to me complained she couldn’t read the didactic panel and she’s right, size 20 font simply isn’t sufficient for this distance and even I can’t read it” and “how does the brand new wing still have coat hooks five and a half feet off the ground in the handicap bathroom stall”

No actually I do want to hear about all that stuff, going to a museum with you sounds fun!

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pointnclick:

i always forget “fuck” is a bad word. it’s like a brother to me

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sarcasticscribbles:

(WIP) what the deal is with the magnus institute?